As the tenure of the current most powerful person on the planet comes to an end, many have reflected on his time in office, and contemplated ways to appropriately commemorate this unique period in American history.
On the assumption that "Dubya" was not one of those children left behind, or that it is his intention to learn how to read (or at least properly pronounce "nuclear") once he officially retires, we can assume that he will build a library (albeit with books that don't use more than two-syllable-words).
Here therefore is my suggestion for how the George W. Bush Presidential Library should be organized:
9-11
- Alienation of foreign governments and peoples
- Blatant disregard for human rights
- Culture of predatory fear
- Dick Cheney (see also "Evil Incarnate")
- Egregious abuse of Presidential powers
- FEMA
- Gonzales, Alberto
- Historic deficits and national debt
- Inflation, recession, foreclosure, bankruptcy
- Judicial appointments
- Katrina
- Lies (see also "WMD" & Libby, Scooter)
- Massive and inept government
- Nucular (see also No Child Left Behind)
- Oil & Gas tax breaks
- Plame, Valerie
- Quail hunting with Dick
- Rampant executive and ministerial corruption
- Shameless flaunting of civil liberties
- Total social & global embarrassment
- Undermining global warming prevention
- Victory declared in Iraq (2/5/03)
- Wars on everything and everyone
- Xenophobe
- Yucca Mountain nuclear dump
- Zealot - religious bigotry
Mr. President, in the immortal words of Monty Python, "I fart in your general direction!"
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